Step #1: forget to bring your cooking utensils camping
Step #2: use your vast intelligence to come up with a way to cook breakfast (also doubles as a plate, since you forgot those, too!)
(cooking tips below pics)
Hint #1: works better with just one egg.
Hint #2: dont forget to use Pam on the can, specially lined can doesn’t mean non-stick.
Hint #3: also works to heat up Lloyd’s BBQ pork (for sandwiches)
Eron Norris 
From Lee Anna, via email: "Okay, I think I could marry this guy. He cooks! JK."
It is true that one could ask the others in the group one is camping with to use an extra skillet, but since they are all still asleep, that might be a bit rude. and near as fun, or funny…